SI go hang

When I'm Prime Minister, the official kilobyte will be 1024 bytes; the official megabyte will be 1024 kilobytes; the official gigabyte will be 1024 megabytes: and so on, until we run out of Greek-etymological prefixes. It will then be illegal to report media storage sizes in any other manner, such as this bizarre practice of having 1000 units per larger unit for marketing purposes, which would then be classed as false advertising.